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Who Has the Fairest Mustache of Them All?

Jesus vs. Grant vs. Shmuley

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Editorial assistant Stephanie Butnick, who in case you didn’t know is also now running the show at Jewcy, noted that today in Tablet Magazine, not one, not two, not three, but all four feature illustrations feature copious facial hair.

The contestants are: Jesus; kids in front of a bodega; Rabbi Shmuley Boteach; and President Ulysses S. Grant.

We put it to you: Who wins?

Who has the best facial hair?
  
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Dan Klein says:

Vote Grant. For America!

JCarpenter says:

Being holy and all, Jesus would be “best” in all categories . . . .

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Who Has the Fairest Mustache of Them All?

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