Preschool Application Madness
Think your kid can get into the B’nai Bagel Preschool for Overly Gifted Toddlers? Take the test.
The academic year starts soon. If you’re applying to a preschool for your kiddies, it’s probably not as good as this preschool, but your kid probably couldn’t get into this one anyway, and I’m sure your little preschool is just fine for your child’s abilities and needs. Still, if you want to see how good parents apply to preschools for their truly gifted children, here’s a peek.
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Theodore Ross grew up pretending he wasn’t Jewish. His book Am I a Jew? traces his re-engagement with Judaism.
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