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Wyden’s Healthy Challenger

For senator from America’s Israel

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Ron Wyden (D-Oregon), one of the Senate’s dozen or so Jewish senators, is facing a challenge on Election Day from Russian immigrant Pavel Goberman (who appears to be Jewish himself). What’s Goberman’s deal?

Goberman believes Americans need to get in better shape, and he thinks his expertise can help incite a fitness revolution.

Goberman’s passion for exercise developed while serving in the Russian army in the 1950s. Since then he has been constructing a comprehensive exercise routine for himself and others.

Outlined in his book, Get Energized, Goberman’s fitness routine is a mixture of stretching, swimming, pull-ups, resistance-band routines and other simple exercises, most of which can be done from home.

Goberman said that his excellent health is a testament to his program’s efficacy.

“I’m in good health,” he said,” because I don’t want to give my body to doctors.”

(Wyden’s real challenger is Republican Jim Huffman. Wyden will win.)

This is altogether appropriate given that a new map that assigns U.S. states a country based on their GDPs made Oregon … Israel. (See the map: Quite the northern border!)

Russian Immigrant Runs for U.S. Senate. Again. [KVAL]
U.S. States Renamed for Countries with Similar GDPs [Big Think]

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I do not see who is better than me could help this nation.
I’m a Candidate for US Repres. 1st Congressional District,
Oregon. I promise to create a few millions jobs, balance budget, save country a few billions dollars on the health care, improve traffics on hiways and cities and etc.

Pavel Goberman – Independent, not a member of any party.
http://www.getenergized.com/vote.html

Ben from Oregon says:

Pavel, this is not Russia where you can create out of thin air jobs, such as yebtas sweeping streets. Legalize pot and then I wwill vvote for you. Russ

NB Reilly says:

Oh, Oregon…

“Ben” / Russ from Oregon wrote:

Ben from Oregon says:
Sep 17, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Pavel, this is not Russia where you can create out of thin air jobs, such as yebtas sweeping streets. Legalize pot and then I wwill vvote for you. Russ
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I didn’t say that all Jews are smart.
If I say that I have a plan to create a few millions jobs and balance budget, it means that I have a plan and I responsible for what I say.

Pavel Goberman

Jerry Coleman~ All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

The fierce ox becomes tame on strange ground. – Spanish Proverb

I’m always hot. I need to lose weight man lol

I resolution instantaneously snatch your rss feed to impede abreast of any updates. Wholesome moil and much outcome in your profession efforts!

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