Your email is not valid
Recipient's email is not valid
Submit Close

Your email has been sent.

Click here to send another

thescroll_header

Breaking: Every Woody Allen Stammer Ever

This might be the worst 45 minutes of your life

Print Email

Some sad, sick souls (or industrious, patient Huffington Post editors) have assembled the supercut to end all supercuts. You’re reading this right: Every stammer from every Woody Allen film ever has been condensed into a paltry 45 minutes of discomfort.

The achs, hacks, ergs, gurps, and other irreducible noises are here from the past half-century of Woody madness. The Huffington Post explained the undertaking thusly:

The 2 editors Oliver Noble and Ben Craw who worked on this, started the project a couple of months ago. But were working on it on and off as other projects popped up in the meantime. They split the movies in half – Ben started with Woody’s oldest movies and worked forward in time, Oliver started with his most recent and worked backwards and they met somewhere in the mid 80s, then refined it and polished it together. It was a very time consuming team effort.

Yeah, I bet. One commenter and supercut expert estimated that the project took 220 hours to finish. And now, here it is. Let the soundtrack to your nightmares begin.

Let us know how far you make it!

Print Email

COMMENTING CHARGES
Daily rate: $2
Monthly rate: $18
Yearly rate: $180

WAIT, WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY TO COMMENT?
Tablet is committed to bringing you the best, smartest, most enlightening and entertaining reporting and writing on Jewish life, all free of charge. We take pride in our community of readers, and are thrilled that you choose to engage with us in a way that is both thoughtful and thought-provoking. But the Internet, for all of its wonders, poses challenges to civilized and constructive discussion, allowing vocal—and, often, anonymous—minorities to drag it down with invective (and worse). Starting today, then, we are asking people who'd like to post comments on the site to pay a nominal fee—less a paywall than a gesture of your own commitment to the cause of great conversation. All proceeds go to helping us bring you the ambitious journalism that brought you here in the first place.

I NEED TO BE HEARD! BUT I DONT WANT TO PAY.
Readers can still interact with us free of charge via Facebook, Twitter, and our other social media channels, or write to us at letters@tabletmag.com. Each week, we’ll select the best letters and publish them in a new letters to the editor feature on the Scroll.

We hope this new largely symbolic measure will help us create a more pleasant and cultivated environment for all of our readers, and, as always, we thank you deeply for your support.

sarah623 says:

Heeb posted about this yesterday — did you see it via them? If so, you should really give credit.

What a nebbish.

linda518 says:

upto I looked at the paycheck 4 $8420, I be certain …that…my mother in law was like realie earning money part-time at there labtop.. there friends cousin had bean doing this 4 only about a year and recently paid the debts on their cottage and got a great Lexus LS400. read more at, jump15.comCHECK IT OUT

2000

Your comment may be no longer than 2,000 characters, approximately 400 words. HTML tags are not permitted, nor are more than two URLs per comment. We reserve the right to delete inappropriate comments.

Thank You!

Thank you for subscribing to the Tablet Magazine Daily Digest.
Please tell us about you.

Breaking: Every Woody Allen Stammer Ever

This might be the worst 45 minutes of your life

More on Tablet:

Making Sex Education Smarter

By Marjorie Ingall — Teenagers need to learn about more than anatomy, as some Jewish educators already know