• Dancing robot Hasids sing about not liking the internet. [Forward]
• The Paris Review considers which books are good for finding a partner. “Portnoy’s Complaint,” said the anonymous woman I will one day marry, “may as well be Yiddish for douche.” [Paris Review]
• The thirteen richest rabbis in Israel! [Jewish Press/Forbes]
• A study of love in olive. [AIPAC/JTA]
• Forget Bonnaroo—Kulturfest! [NYT]
• Former Hawaii Gov. and Senate candidate Linda Lingle has launched her own cable television channel. If she can get Firefly a second season she might even get elected president. [Roll Call]
• Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is apparently in a bad way. [Reuters]
• His condition prompted President Shimon Peres to Facebook his appreciation. [FB]