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Having decided not to get Internet in his new apartment, a graduate student winds up stealing it from the Chabadniks next door

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Before Ilya Khodosh went off to graduate school, he spent a lot of time online, especially when he had insomnia or felt anxious. For Khodosh, moving to a new city was a new opportunity to go cold turkey and stop websurfing, which meant no Internet at home. As he explains in this story, which recently won first prize in a Jewish storytelling slam, that deprivation didn’t last long.

Ilya Khodosh is currently enrolled in a graduate theater program where he is studying criticism and playwriting. [Running time: 8:11.] 

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Mildred Bilt says:

Where’s the story?

Naftoli says:

Chabadniks wear different hats and don’t have payot (sidecurls) – get a new graphic artist :)

Funniest thing I’ve heard in . . . several days. Keep up the good work, Sr. Khodosh and Vox Tab.

tk_in_TO says:

@Mildred, listen to the audio clip.

So I also get he is trying to imitate almost word for word and in style the way Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times does all his podcasts on serious issues……

Mario says:

Great story


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Having decided not to get Internet in his new apartment, a graduate student winds up stealing it from the Chabadniks next door

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